Five Reasons to Umatch that Tinder Connection
(All of these responses came to me in one week of Tinder chats in Southern France.)
TOO LITTLE CONFIDENCE
Me: Maybe we can have a glass of wine when I get there
Him: well I’m probably like plan Z, if you can’t find anyone else…
Me: 🙈😮
Me: Nope. I’m happy to have a glass of wine with you
…..
Me: Train strike. Won’t be arriving until Sunday
Him: Well you’re probably not too sad about that…
UNMATCHED
TOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
Him: Hi, I’m Tom!
Me: Hi Tom! How’s your week going?
Him: good evening how are you? if you want to walk, have dinner, make love every day I’m your man!
UNMATCHED
Me: Good Morning! Bonjour!
Him: Well good morning there 😉how are u today 🤔
Me: Great! Gorgeous day!
Him: I Will leave on Tuesday so If u wanna have some sex before ln Marseille
UNMATCHED
CREEPY
Him: Hi! Here my profile and say me if ok
Are you an experienced or novice woman, 50 shades or movie domination awakened in you a certain attraction, an excitement in this area, a desire to try? Then write me and maybe you can live as you need, as desire, desire, let go without fear of being judged, respect your limits
PS. Your physical appearance is not a necessary criterion to become submissive what matters is your willingness to invest.
UNMATCHED
DOESN’T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE (Literally)
Him: Bonjour ca te dirais de faire connaissance
Me: Parlais vous Anglais?
Him: Non du tout
UNMATCHED
WANTS TO PIMP YOU OUT
Him: I really like you, but I want to ask you for a service?
Me: What does that mean?
Him: I have a friend. He is smaller than me. He has never had a wife in his life
Me: And?
Him: He comes from Turkey, he is Virgin. You want to be that first woman? He is Young.
Me: No
UNMATCHED
