Five Reasons to Umatch that Tinder Connection

(All of these responses came to me in one week of Tinder chats in Southern France.)

TOO LITTLE CONFIDENCE

Him: well I’m probably like plan Z, if you can’t find anyone else…

Me: 🙈😮

Me: Nope. I’m happy to have a glass of wine with you

…..

Me: Train strike. Won’t be arriving until Sunday

Him: Well you’re probably not too sad about that…

UNMATCHED

TOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

Me: Hi Tom! How’s your week going?

Him: good evening how are you? if you want to walk, have dinner, make love every day I’m your man!

UNMATCHED

Me: Good Morning! Bonjour!

Him: Well good morning there 😉how are u today 🤔

Me: Great! Gorgeous day!

Him: I Will leave on Tuesday so If u wanna have some sex before ln Marseille

UNMATCHED

CREEPY

Are you an experienced or novice woman, 50 shades or movie domination awakened in you a certain attraction, an excitement in this area, a desire to try? Then write me and maybe you can live as you need, as desire, desire, let go without fear of being judged, respect your limits

PS. Your physical appearance is not a necessary criterion to become submissive what matters is your willingness to invest.

UNMATCHED

DOESN’T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE (Literally)

Me: Parlais vous Anglais?

Him: Non du tout

UNMATCHED

WANTS TO PIMP YOU OUT

Me: What does that mean?

Him: I have a friend. He is smaller than me. He has never had a wife in his life

Me: And?

Him: He comes from Turkey, he is Virgin. You want to be that first woman? He is Young.

Me: No

UNMATCHED

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World traveler, memoir writer, lover of all things relationship- especially non-traditional! www.elbyrnewriter.com Follow me on Twitter: @ELByrne1

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